MEOW: whitefluffycold watermonsters!

Don't you just hate people who do that to your cats or dogs. I generally asked them if they are update with their rabies shot. Kate

Meow, efurrykitty! Itz finally heer! Dat 'snow' stuff weze been heerin' all about! It started erlier dis week. Den yesterday we finally had enuf fur it to eat up all da grass & leaftoyz in da out (an' sum of da metalmonsters, too!). Mommie decided dat since we obviously wanted to go vizit de snowmonsters dat were fallin' frum da sky (we wuz tryin' to play wif dem thru da windowglass), dat she wud put da heavyheavy harnesses on us & let us in da OUT! She tuk me (Fizzy) furst (cuz I'ze da calm wun, uf course!) an' put me rite down in da _middle_ of all da snowmonsters dat wuz on da ground! Dey tried to eet my pawz! She laffed (meanmommie!) an' called me a 'snow bunnie' when I started hoppin' 'round to get out of da middle uf all da snowmonsters. Den I found da sidewalk, which wuz clear of snowmonsters & I cud play wif dem wifout dem eetin my pawz - an' I even ate sum uf dem! Dey wuz coldcold & stuck to my whiskers, tho, an' I didn't like dat much. Awl in awl, it wuz funfunfun fur me - but Dal sez he didn't haf much fun - I fink he wuntz to talk now (he'z ofur his speechlessness frum Bobbie's reakshun to his pickshure)... MMMMMMRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!! Da OUT heer iz EFUL! Dere wuz big growlie metalmonsturs on da road, and whiteyucky snowmonsters dat tried to eet me alife! An' efun wurse, dere wuz strange peoples dat made 'woof-woof-grrrrr' noizes at me! I luf efurry pursun (hoomin or othurwize) when I'm in da in, but deze peoples wuz MEAN! I herd dem comin' & ran rite up da front steps (thru da eful bitin snowmonsters!) to da front door, but I missed an' ended up in da ivy 'round da door instead. So I _had_ to climb it to get away frum deze mean people comin' down da walk makin' growlie noizes!! Mommie sed sum uf doze special wurds to dem dat she ushally rezerves fur me when Ize doin' somethin' fun, an' musta scared dem off, cuz dey went in da in an nefur came out! Aftur dat, I cried at da door in my most pitiful voice (an' at da top of my lungz) fur Mommie to let me IN! Now Ize safe 'n sound in da in, an' I don't fink I _efur_ wanna go in da eful out heer again! (da out at Mommie's parents' house iz a different story - dere'z no metalmonsters or mean people dere!).

-Dal (& signin' fur Fizzy, too)

(note from Kris- yes, some *insert your own colorful phrases here* people (apparently a guy & his girlfriend visiting another tenant in my building) came down the walk while I had Dal out & decided that it would be 'cute' to make barking noises & growl at him. I selected a few of my choicest words for them as I pried Dal out of the ivy!! *still seething*)

I kin klimb hoominz reeealy fast LOL! you just know its true!

used all the colorful phrases I could think of! Some peoples kids. Man, I pissed now too! I really don't like the hoomin race much these days!

Jäger and Dé jà vu write:

We had whitefluffycold watermosters here too and some of them is still here. They came a week ago last Saturday, the weatherperson in the picture box said 'Lake Effect'. The whitefluffycold watermosters was so heavy and deep that they broke tree limbs and power lines and telephone lines and cable tv lines. The pooter didn't work for three days and the house got coldcoldcold and it was darkdarkdark when the sun went down. The whitefluffycold watermonsters was twice as high at the tip of Jäger's tail with he walks around with it in its proper upright postion. Our hoomins must like the whitefluffycold watermosters because they stayed home all day for a couple of days and called the whitefluffycold watermonsters the same endearing names they call us when we leave a hairball in an interesting place.

Time to go see ifthe now not so whitefluffy but still cold watermonsters are still inn the OUT.

Jäger and Dé jà vu

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Mrewowow, efurrykitty! This iz Ceilidh thuh beeeeyoutiful Siameze, and we unnerstand how u feel Dal! We had snowmonsterz yesterday here in See-att-ull too!!! They fell and fell and fell and fell outta thuh sky and thuh OUT wuz all WHITE! And thuh wind blowed thuh treez and thuh treez knocked and rubbed aginst thuh house and made scarey bangy kreeeky noizez! And u know whut our hoomin did!!! She took us out in thuh white cold scarey OUT to TED!!! It wuz morning and we were just waking up and Sherry-our-hoomin sneeked up on me and my bestest frend Skye and grabbed us and put us inna caje and then she left us inna caje all morning furefur n efur and she went inna OUT and when she came back she wuz all wet wif snowmonsters on her cloze and she went and sneeked up on Talisker and grabbed her and put her inna bag and tied it shut and then she took all uv us to thuh wet cold OUT and put us inna growly metalmonstercar and we cried and cried but she ignored us and the metalmonster took us all to TED.

And Skye hid inna caje, but TED found her ennyway. And Tally thot if she stayed reel quiet inna bag she cud hide, but TED found her ennyway. And I thot if I sed just whut I fink about all this, in my most beeeyoutiful loudest Siameze voice, no one wud come neer me, but TED found me ennyway. And we all got our poopholez straitened (they were just fine before, fangu furry much), and we got poked wif stickerz, and we got wayed (and rood TED sed we were 'over' wayt, but Sherry-our-hoomin stood up for us and sed we were making shur we wud be okay if there wuz a noo ice age

<snip> (note from Kris- yes, some *insert your own colorful phrases here* people (apparently a guy & his girlfriend visiting another tenant in my building) came down the walk while I had Dal out & decided that it would be 'cute' to make barking noises & growl at him. I selected a few of my choicest words for them as I pried Dal out of the ivy!! *still seething*)

You mean you DIDN'T lob a well-packed snowball at them?

Minx

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