Great cat quips and quotes! What are your favorites?

Greetings All!

What are your favorite cat quotes, quips, poetic snippets, et al?

My two favorites are a quote by Mark Twain and a strange little poem from my cat loving sister-in-law who once had 17 cats!

'A house without a cat may call itself a home, but how can it ever prove title?'

I am a great lover of cat quotations and have many of them, and I too have contributions from Mark Twain amongst the list. For the purpose of posting here, I've picked just one or two short ones;

'One day a cat will opt to join you while you are utterly relaxed in muscle and brain, and with a delicate miaow and a velvet paw will show you transcendental meditation by an expert' - V.Martin

'To some blind souls all cats are much alike. To a cat lover every cat from the beginning of time has been utterly and amazingly unique' Jenny DeVries

'If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh' - Pat Hitchcock

'Any cat who misses a mouse pretends it was going for the dead leaf' Charlotte Gray

Hope you like them !!!

Paul & Jazzy